When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
DICK GREGORYThe only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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