Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
DICK GREGORYThe only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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