I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
DICK GREGORYI never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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