I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
DICK GREGORYJust being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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