Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
DICK GREGORYI’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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