When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
DICK GREGORYRiches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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