My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
DICK GREGORYWhen you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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