Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
DICK GREGORYPolitical promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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