To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
DICK GREGORYWe used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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