I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
DICK GREGORYTo me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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