When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
DICK GREGORYTo me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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