There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
DICK GREGORYTo me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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