The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
DICK CAVETTJapanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
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I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.
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I’m the only talk show host, I think, if there’s such a category in, what’s called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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