Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
DICK CAVETTUnpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there’s not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.
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Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
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I’m not all that enthralled by show business, and I’m not that much of a highbrow.
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You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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