The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
DICK CAVETTOnce I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.
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Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
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Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy’s show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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