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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.

Dick Cavett

Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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Depression Direction Patience Therapy
In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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Depression Ghost Misery Rare
It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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Bad Life Magazine Time Wife
I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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Hate Movie Myself
I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
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Advantage Laughter Myself Night Stand Work
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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Himself Person Rare
To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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Holiday Night Time Traffic
Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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Assumption Finance Handle Himself People Treat
The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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Force Police Sex
Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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Dentist Home Ideas School
Chris Matthews can’t start any sentence without ‘Let me ask you this… ‘ And I love Chris Matthews! But almost everybody in journalism does it. Who’s stopping you? Just say it!
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Journalism Myself Sentence Start
Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
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Chance Coincidence Thinking
Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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Oneself Performance Scene Show Tragedy
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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Acceptance Financial People Profit Yourself
I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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Away Happiness Myself Stay
Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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Easy Hobby Interest Myself

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