Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
DICK CAVETTWhy are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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