Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
DICK CAVETTEvery writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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Chris Matthews can’t start any sentence without ‘Let me ask you this… ‘ And I love Chris Matthews! But almost everybody in journalism does it. Who’s stopping you? Just say it!
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If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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