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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’

Dave Chappelle

You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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Care Company Yourself
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Answer Children Hands Old Phone Yourself
I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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Control Instance Interest Money Yourself
I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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Association Learning People Religion Talk Yourself
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Children Fact Laughter Love Show
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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Call Crazy People Strong Worst
Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Important Invention Yourself
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Enjoyment Myself Thinking Time
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Himself Platform Reparation Serious Slave Thinking Win
If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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Lose People Right Yourself
There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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Feeling Stand
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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Hate Joke Myself People Race Reason Thinking
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Call Crazy Label Name
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Hard True Watch Yourself
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Black Man Myself Thinking
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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People White

My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’

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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’

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