My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
DAVE CHAPPELLEComedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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