The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
DAVE CHAPPELLEComedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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