I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIf you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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