It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
DAVE CHAPPELLEMy wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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