Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
DAVE CHAPPELLEFame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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