The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEFame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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