No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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