Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
DAVE CHAPPELLEListen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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