I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
DAVE CHAPPELLEListen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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