I got a lot of positive people around me.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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