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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!

D. J. MacHale

Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Adventure Life Ongoing
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Four Levers Special
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Adventure Challenges Way
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!

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