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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.

D. J. MacHale

You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
D. J. MACHALE

People Skeletons Sunblock
I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Four Levers Special
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
D. J. MACHALE

Girlfriend Nice Reality
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
D. J. MACHALE

Long May Thinking
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
D. J. MACHALE

Flower Names Rose
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Boogyman Knows People
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
D. J. MACHALE

Fall War Wings
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Dinosaur People
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALE

Chubby Fats Just
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
D. J. MACHALE

Hate People Two
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
D. J. MACHALE

Beach Girl Jobs
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
D. J. MACHALE

One Shattering Simple
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
D. J. MACHALE

Blood Leader Trying
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALE

Pendragon Reader
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
D. J. MACHALE

Mentioned Right Urges
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
D. J. MACHALE

Courtney Mark Three
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Believe Evil Long
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
D. J. MACHALE

Different Jobs Soldier
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALE

Murder Three Times
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
D. J. MACHALE

Compassion Humility Pride
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
D. J. MACHALE

Adventure Life Ongoing
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Light Men
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
D. J. MACHALE

Already Dead Graves
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
D. J. MACHALE

Accordions Allow People
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Hands Hurt Sorry
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
D. J. MACHALE

Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll

At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.

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