I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALEIf I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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