My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
D. J. MACHALEIf I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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