I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
D. J. MACHALEWhat exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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