What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
D. J. MACHALEDo you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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