The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
CHETAN BHAGATStupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it’s okay if education becomes a profitable business, it’s not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
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Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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Let’s be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I’d read the ‘WSJ’ in the morning, and for years I have done that.
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Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them.
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Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
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The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
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From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
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The pretty girl is always right.
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I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.
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