If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
CHARLES BARKLEYWhat does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they’re still poor.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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I don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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We’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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