I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
CHARLES BARKLEYPeople always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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My message is simple: take control of your life.
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We’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said ‘Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.’ And I said, ‘Mom, I’m rich.’
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they’re still poor.
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You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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