When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGELThe Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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