Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELThe Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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