The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELThe Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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