You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
CASEY STENGELThe Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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