Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELThe Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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