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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

Brendan Behan

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Friendship Hurt Writing
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

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