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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

Brendan Behan

You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cynical Married Mistake
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Inspire Men Role Models
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Bad Obituary Publicity
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Summer Winter
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cost General Living Mind War
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

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