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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

Brendan Behan

Every cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cripples Walking Way
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Judging Said Umpires
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Down Firsts Let
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Differences History Men
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

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