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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

Brendan Behan

When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Judging Said Umpires

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

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