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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

Brendan Behan

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

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