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Brendan Behan

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

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