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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

Brendan Behan

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

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