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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let

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