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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.

Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison

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