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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.

Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison

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