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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.

Brendan Behan

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two

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