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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Brendan Behan

Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual

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