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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter

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