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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Brendan Behan

When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men

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