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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Brendan Behan

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother

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