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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

Brendan Behan

I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark

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