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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark

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