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BRENDAN BEHANThere is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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