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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.

Brendan Behan

I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Alcohol Drinking Two
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Born Country Irish People Years
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Made Miserable Situation
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Most horror movies are certainly that.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cinema Horror Most
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHAN

Deeds Forget Poor
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Addiction Country Enough Irish People
You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cynical Married Mistake
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Blessing Husband Marriage
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Money World
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Summer Winter
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way

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