There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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