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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.

Brendan Behan

Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People

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