Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHANIt is a good deed to forget a poor joke
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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