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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

Brendan Behan

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing

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