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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

Brendan Behan

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let

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