I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHANIt is a good deed to forget a poor joke
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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