It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHANIt is a good deed to forget a poor joke
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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