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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

Brendan Behan

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

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