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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

Brendan Behan

Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Determination Men Suicide
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison

There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

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