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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined

There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

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