It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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