Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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