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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Brendan Behan

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing

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