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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Brendan Behan

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny

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