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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Brendan Behan

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing

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