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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Brendan Behan

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Friendship Hurt Writing
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing

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