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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Brendan Behan

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Blessing Husband Marriage
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Fighting Men Two Woman
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Down Firsts Let
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food

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