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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Brendan Behan

You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Criticism Editors Funny
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

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