black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

You made one mistake. You married me.

Brendan Behan

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Inspire Men Role Models
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Differences History Men
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Judging Said Umpires
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cynical Married Mistake
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Summer Winter
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHAN

Deeds Forget Poor
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Contempt Jailer Prison
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Money World
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Bad Obituary Publicity
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cost General Living Mind War

You made one mistake. You married me.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

You made one mistake. You married me.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Brendan Behan Quotes