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You made one mistake. You married me.

Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way

You made one mistake. You married me.

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