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You made one mistake. You married me.

Brendan Behan

When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny

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