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You made one mistake. You married me.

Brendan Behan

Every cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cripples Walking Way
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Friendship Hurt Writing
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World

You made one mistake. You married me.

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