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You made one mistake. You married me.

Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men

You made one mistake. You married me.

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