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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.

Brendan Behan

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World

I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.

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