The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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