It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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