The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHANI have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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