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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.

Brendan Behan

Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny

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