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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.

Brendan Behan

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men

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