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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.

Brendan Behan

Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks

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