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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”

Brad Williams

It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedian Confusing People
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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Constant Love Show Television
Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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Careers Knows Years
I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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Confusing Knows Opposites
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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Aspect Entertainment Individual
It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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Be Kind Nice People
I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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Comedian Issues
I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things
Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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Every Failing Now Then
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Mean People Realized Seen
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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Country People Problem
I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
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Dwarves Hate People

When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”

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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”

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