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  • Brad Williams Quote - When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
  • Brad Williams Quote - When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
  • Brad Williams Quote - When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
  • Brad Williams Quote - When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
  • Brad Williams Quote - When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
  • Brad Williams Quote - When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.

    I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.

    People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

    It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.

    I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.

    Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point. Download This Image

    I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”

    I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.

    I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.

    It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet. Download This Image

    I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.

    I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.

    There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close. Download This Image

    Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me. Download This Image

    I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place. Download This Image

    Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.

    BRAD WILLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Williams Quote - That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. Download This Image

    That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

    BRAD WILLIAMS

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