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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”

Brad Williams

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Country People Problem
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Comedy Country People Told
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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Everyone Jokes Want
I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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Comedian Menus
It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedian Confusing People
Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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Every Failing Now Then
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
BRAD WILLIAMS

Comedian Night Soldier
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.
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Bar Complaining Interesting
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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Constant Love Show Television
People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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Funny Guy Guy Want
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying
I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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Confusing Knows Opposites
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things

When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”

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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”

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