“Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.”

It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.

Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.

Civilization is always in danger when those who have never learned to obey are given the right to command.

The ‘well-informed citizenry is in danger of becoming the ‘well-amused audience’.

Be careful with words, they’re dangerous. Be wary of them. They begat either demons or angels. It’s up to you to give life to one or the other. Be careful, I tell you, nothing is as dangerous as giving free rein to words

She asked for my love and I gave her a dangerous mind.

It is a dangerous thing to be satisfied with ourselves.

Boldness makes even the smallest animal dangerous.

Lots of the things we do are dangerous, but life itself is dangerous; nothing is really worth bothering with that isn’t full of danger

All times are dangerous times.