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There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.

Brad Williams

I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
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Mean might Now Then
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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Asian Black People
There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.
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Bar Complaining Interesting
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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Everyone Jokes Want
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Comedian Night Soldier
People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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Aspect Entertainment Individual
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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Average League Thinking
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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Every Failing Now Then
It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
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Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
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Dangerous Female Honest
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People

There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.

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