I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
BRAD WILLIAMSI’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
BRAD WILLIAMSMost of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
BRAD WILLIAMSI want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
BRAD WILLIAMSNow, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
BRAD WILLIAMSEvery now and then we’re going to fail.
BRAD WILLIAMSI found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
BRAD WILLIAMSIt’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
BRAD WILLIAMSI hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
BRAD WILLIAMSYeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
BRAD WILLIAMSI’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
BRAD WILLIAMSI try not to be hateful.
BRAD WILLIAMSI don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
BRAD WILLIAMSIf I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
BRAD WILLIAMSPeople ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
BRAD WILLIAMSIf I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
BRAD WILLIAMSThere is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.
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