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Boris Johnson

He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Business Debt House
He wished that Britain had ‘a man of his supreme quality at the head of affairs in our country today’. This from the hero of the First World War! The man who had led Britain to victory over the Kaiser!
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Country Raised Today Victory
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Work Promise
I’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
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Education Goodness Myself
This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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Benefits Chance Economy
I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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Healthy School Sweet
Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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Anything Long Remember Say
London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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Creator Job Originate People
I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
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People Risk Thinking
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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Chance Reason Vote Wife Yourself
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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Cake Eat Myself Policy
I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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Conclusion Mad Need Professional Reality
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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Drugs Line Myself
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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Facts Icing Thinking
Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.
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Finding Help People Volunteer Work
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
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Better Ideas People Truth

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