I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
BORIS JOHNSONThe meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
More Boris Johnson Quotes
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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
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It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.
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Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
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The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
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I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
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The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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What Hitler did in his concentration camps was equalled if not exceeded in foulness by the Soviet gulags, forced starvation and pogroms.
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The only reason I wouldn’t go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.
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When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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All the people I talk to, increasingly, can see that the emperor has got no clothes. The case for leaving [the EU] is now overwhelming.
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I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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